KFC is planning to go healthy by grilling their chicken (or mutant-chicken-human-hybrid if you are a PeTA asshole) according to this link. You can almost guarantee that Colonel Harland Sanders is rolling in his deep fried grave right now.
Who the fuck dares to mess with the original recipe? Doug Hasselo, KFC's chief food innovation officer, thats who. What kind of fucktard title is the chief food innovation officer? It's Kentucky FRIED chicken, you asshole. You know, chicken in breading, deep fried in all it's glory. How damn hard is it. Try coming with some better sides you moron, and earn your chief food innovation officer title. Popeye's has you guys beat like a $2 hooker comparing your side dishes. I can guarantee you open a Kentucky GRILLED Chicken and your ass closes down in a week.
"Larry Miller, a restaurant analyst with RBC Capital Markets, said the chain faces a possible "speed bump" in winning over health-savvy consumers. But if grilled chicken becomes a hit, it could boost KFC's U.S. performance, which has lagged behind its burgeoning China business, Miller said."
Of course people in China like fried chicken. who the hell doesn't? Beats eating eel heads any day.
What the fuck has this world come too?
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
It's on!!!!!
Pretty much this blog will reflect my current state of mind (or mindlessness) as it happens. Be assured this will never be politically correct and often will be downright brutal. I really can never tell what is going to pop into my head but you can guarantee that it will be not quite right.
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